… HOW DO YOU EVEN THINK OF A SCENARIO LIKE THAT?!
You’re definitely losing this game, okay?! This is in no way embarrassing to me, because something like that would never happen — it’s only really embarrassing and weird for you! You should be glad you didn’t submit this under your own name, you know?! Nobody would be able to let you live that down, so the one that should be ashamed here is you, not me!

… … And what would’ve happened in this really unrealistic situation is entirely clear, isn’t it?! Something drugged my tea, and then I was taken away and had weird things done to me! There’s no way I’d ever engage into something as strange as that of my own accord, you know?! And I’m not dumb enough to get drunk, either, so spike - and - rape is the only option here! 

And what gives you the impression I paid attention to that sort of thing, hm? Honestly, can you remember what even your parents looked like when you were ten years old, now? I don’t think you can ~ . So I can’t answer a question like that in the sense of ” ah, yes, they were completely different in this and this way ~ ” .

That doesn’t work for Genji - san, anyway. As far as I can remember, he’s always worn that black suit and kept his hair that short. The only thing that changed was more or less grey ( but even that you can’t see really well when your hair’s that cropped ) and more or less wrinkles, really.

As for Kumasawa - san … Well, she was already old back then, you know? She’s a decade or two, three older than the most of us, so it’s not like I saw her in the spring of her youth and can tell you things about that, okay? The only real difference that I can remember is that she used to have slightly longer hair, I think, and she usually kept that in the nape of her neck or a bit higher … and she had less wrinkles, of course. Oh, and your ears and your nose get bigger when you get older, so those were smaller, too …

… Well, I don’t have pictures, which I suppose is exactly what you want to see, but I’ll improvise a little for you.



That’s a pretty big difference already, isn’t it? 

I’ve got exams, hayfever, and general brainfry due to the current heat, so thinking isn’t going too well for me, currently. otl ( whatisengrisheven )

my exams should be done half june unless I have to retake some of them, so I’ll be able to resume my normal posting rate at that point. I’m sorry for the inconvenience, everyone! ;

… Don’t you have a rich imagination, now? It sounds like someone’s been watching a bit too much J - horror, really … Paintings that chase you down hallways? How are they supposed to do that? Hop? Kuku.

But, alright, I’m answering, not asking, not asking … It’s supposed to be eerie there, right? In that case, I think I’ll try sticking with the companion you just mentioned. Being with someone else makes even creepy places less scary, and he’s supposed to be cute, so he won’t get on my nerves, will he?
It’s kind of like with haunted houses — if someone dares you to go on your own, you’ll probably say no, or be really frightened afterwards if you say yes, but if you go with someone else you can share exactly what frightened you without having to be embarrassed about it, because the same happened to them. So, afterwards, you can laugh it off ~ .
… Or, if you’re single and lucky, you get to hold hands ~ . Nufufu.

Yet as I said, I’ll try.
You also said he’s bumbling. If he impedes my progress too much, it’s probably best to leave him behind, you know? It’s kind of a matter of one or two people getting killed.
Yes, yes, I should value life … but that doesn’t mean I can’t value my own, isn’t it ~ ?

Who exactly do you think you are, trying to pry into something really private like that?! You don’t just ask someone that, okay?! What do you intend to achieve with this, really?! Don’t go telling me ’ I just want that information ’ , because that doesn’t excuse you at all! ’ Just wanting information ’ for the price of someone having to dig up the worst moment in their life by going through everything they’ve done or had done to them that made them sad?! What is wrong with you?! 

… Tch! It’s that this got me thinking already or I wouldn’t have answered this in the first place, okay?! I have no obligations to answer any of your questions, so if I don’t want to, I won’t!

… … I can’t just pinpoint the worst like that, you know?! I have bad memories, yes, but comparing ’ I felt the most lonely then ’ to something like ’ I felt the most sick then ’ doesn’t cut it, doesn’t it?! So I can’t pick there! And it’s not like I’m going to lay everything out for you so you can decide what’s the worst yourself! Your criteria would be different from mine anyway so it doesn’t count!

Living on that island … was bad in the first place, anyway … …

… I always hated being called to father’s study. I hated it. It never meant anything good, you know? It didn’t matter if it was a low grade or high grade or bad conduct or anything of the sort, it never was good even if the reason wasn’t told you beforehand. Compared to that, mother’s scoldings … were much easier to deal with, really … …

… But even … e - even if I was really scared of that wooden sword, in the end that was the better option, you know? You could curl up and your back is not that bad, but if it came to slapping or punching or that sort of thing … h - he has that ring, okay?! So even if it wasn’t so hard, that’s … really sure to bruise … …

And then I had to go to school with a surgical mask and make up excuses like ’ well I heard there was influenza going around and I don’t want to catch your germs ’ even if that wasn’t the case at all. I suppose it suited my personality at the time, but if there’s nothing like an outbreak of the flu, that rouses suspicion, right? … And that sort of thing wasn’t even effective when it was more near the temple than the cheek or something like that, so then I had to wear my hair really weirdly to hide that …

… … It … wasn’t fun at all. Hnn …

 

Aren’t you cute and unconfident ~ ? Kuku. That, or you must take me for a really horrible woman, thinking I may not accept a gift like that ~ .

I personally feel like handmade gifts are a little better than store - bought ones, you know? Of course, I’m absolutely not saying no to one of those, especially not things like kitchen knives that you can’t craft yourself, and I won’t deny there actually goes thought and time into thinking of the gift and then picking it, but making it yourself generally costs much more time and patience, so it conveys the amount of hard work you’re willing to put into that gift, and thus indirectly, into the receiver a lot better, does it not ~ ?
So it doesn’t matter if it has cracks and imperfections. Actually, isn’t that all the more flattering? It means that the one who made it tried really hard at something they actually hadn’t mastered, they actually couldn’t do, but they were desparate to do or make that sort of thing for you anyway because they feel for you that strongly. They just thought ’ this would make that person really happy, so I have to make it! ’ , even if they actually can’t, so chips and bits are actually further proof of their work ethic and their love for you ~ .

Let me tell you a little story, okay ~ ? It’s from a long, looong time ago, when auntie was still young. Nufufu.  
She had a little son and it was nearly Mother’s Day so he and he classmates had to work on presents. They somehow settled on ceramics, and began to craft their gifts from that — with the help of the teachers, of course. But sadly enough, when the boy got out the slightly bumpy plate he made, it had cracked a little here and there from the heat. He really didn’t want mommy to see that, though, because that would maybe make it look like he’d halfheartedly made it, so he grabbed a big brush and fluorescent pink paint and painted ” FOR MOM :) ” on it, with big letters, trying to cover as many imperfections as possible.

Mommy still uses that plate every day to keep her morning crackers from crumbling on the table.  ♥ 
( and don’t you lecture me about meager breakfast, okay? I am eating something, I’m generally just not that hungry that early on in the day. ) 


 

… Well, not half as horrible as some of the other things I had to wear, I believe …

… But just who do you think you’re talking to, telling me to remove the crest from my dress?! I am not Natsuhi! I am perfectly qualified to wear it and hence I will, and I will constantly, even if it is just the wing on my arm, okay?! If it weren’t for the fact I didn’t have to go around halfnaked anymore now — ! … I am Ushiromiya Eva, and the One - Winged Eagle belongs on my body! Who are you to even dare take that away from me?!

… Kch! 

I don’t really like jelly, okay? I’m alright with some custards and puddings, but even those aren’t really my favourites … jelly is much too artificial for my taste, I don’t like the strange texture of it, and I generally don’t enjoy sweets things all that much, you know? So I’m not going to pick a flavor, because I really don’t like it to begin with.

… And why would I even dream of something like that, both in the literally sense and the wish - upon sense of the word? What is even the use in that, now? An ocean of jelly sounds like something that’s supposed to be fun, like a child’s dream, but then drowning them in it? Tch. You’d have to be rather twisted to even think of that sort of thing …
As for swimming in one, though, well, I suppose I could wish for that to happen to Maria - chan or so. She seems to like sweets things like everyone her age, right ~ ? I wonder if Ange - chan would like it, too …
 

ARE YOU ALL NOT DONE WITH THIS DRESS - UP THING YET?!

… …

… Is that the best you can do ~ ? I actually got asked that question before, you know? In fact, I had to name five things that did that, so just repeating myself once really isn’t that much of a problem, now, kuku. I’ll go with massaging. Now, you really have to try a little harder next ti —

W - WHAT DO YOU MEAN THREE ORDINARY THINGS THAT CAN — … T - THAT IS — ! … Y - YOU CAN’T — ! … I — ! … hnn … hnngrrhhHHGGNNN — T - THAT IS DISGUSTING O - OKAY?! WHO EVEN THINKS OF THAT?! I - I’M NOT GOING TO — !

… … if … I - IF I HADN’T LOST I DEFINITELY WASN’T GOING TO!
… g … g - guuhhh! … … t … t - three … d - dining room and … k … k - kitchen, is it? … w - who would use objects from those room anyway?! you use those in your food and you use those to eat so you definitely shouldn’t — ! … hnnnnn! … …
… s … spoon, s - saltshaker … … and  … whatthirdthingcanyouevenuse?! … … a … a - a whisk? … …

… …
… Sex might be for pleasure but it’s mostly for establishing a firmer emotional connection with the one you’re sleeping with. Considering I’d never enter horizontal position with someone I didn’t love, I really couldn’t care less about the climax aspect, okay? You should just be happy to be able to be so close to the one you like. Hn.

I have been a guy for a day and I can tell you that I didn’t feel like having sex while in that sort of body at all.

… dine, wine, massage, sleep.

And I just told you I don’t have sex with random strangers.


I think that was enough words wasted on you. 

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